By: Miroir Noir
I don’t mind being a sexual adventurer, I never have. My willingness to explore sex has led me to discover myself in ways that others go their entire life without. I’ve traversed the edges of pain and pleasure. I’ve sailed the high seas of blasphemous orgasms. I am Miroir Noir, a 25-year-old woman of color and your sexpert ready to provide you with some sex tips riddled with quips.
Over the years, I’ve become a bit of a sex therapist and relationship counselor to friends. Sometimes looking up questions about sex on the Internet is impersonal, and you’re left still questioning yourself, your arousal, your fetish or your relationship dilemma. We’ve all been there – and you better fucking know I’ve been there. From monogamy, to polygamy; from making love to foursomes being interrupted with queefs, a laughably lovable sound; from tying up my boyfriend to being hogtied myself, I can honestly say my sexual resume is outstanding. But not everything has been perfect. A sexual fantasy of a four way with three beautiful men may sound thrilling, but that scenario is idealistic. Sex doesn’t work like porn.
I’ve had my fun and I’ve also had my heartbreak in the middle of what started as a sexual adventure. I had my sword, I had my shield, but sometimes that doesn’t stop emotion from getting in the way and beating you at your own sexual game. Probably one of my most painful experiences I’ve had involved a spontaneous threesome. The girl was cute and we were having a great time. But my partner and I didn’t communicate about what would happen in this situation. I asked him to not do something, but he did it anyways. And I was left there literally with my ass out in the cold. We broke up later, partly because of the incident and partly because he was an asshole. Wait… not an asshole, I like those… He was a piece of shit! Either way, sex should be fun and like most powerful things, it comes with great responsibility. To you wonderful, delectable and obviously sexy readers, this is what I’m here for.
Let’s avoid heartbreak and let’s get down to business. I will be doing a bi-monthly column and I’m here for your pleasure. If you have any questions about anything sex related, how to approach your partner about certain subjects, how to avoid certain disasters please contact us and I’ll be more than happy to answer you!
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